Nightmare in double o..

I keep harping on how trustworthy i am at promises and how much i value them. it suddenly dawns on me i being breaking alot of promises. to worshen things, i break the promises made to arguably the most important person of all.. me. i promised myself to drink less and stop clubbing for some time.. but nope.. my resolution last till a mighty 12am before i succumb and meet up with yanz and the rest including mh.

Officially declare mh as the girl that all guys should strive to have. matches looks with nice characters.. there are pretty faces out there but not all are both nice to look at and eludes wonderful personality.

When i got there however all of them are drunk.. level of drunkness as followed.

Ziliang > 9.5/10
Mh> 9/10
Qimin> 8.5/10
Yanz and GY> 7/10

they went off first in zl's posh mercs. his a nice chap and his RICH. nice catch. wont begrudge him if he manages to win mh. he deserves her anyway..

I stayed on with hunky.. went off for awhile and when i went back to the dance floor, i had a hard time locating him. when i am finally done, its scary.. he was dancing with 2 girls. both are not attractive especially one who looks straight away at home among horror shows. she is the top 3 ugliest/horrendous girl in the dance floor.. i was mortified..

At first it was alright.. i was dancing with the not so attractive but not so scary girl. she is tall so i can try imagine she is caixia. so i closed my eyes and danced with her. feeling is PASSABLE. guess what? she told me her friend need to go off. im like okae.. i wont miss alot anyway.. BUT here is where the real drama unfolds..

The horrendous top 3 ugliest ger ask wc whether she can swop dancing partners (to me!!).. when wc proposed to me that, i was aghast.. i cant say no cos its like damn bad for her.. so i agreed BUT i was standing at a distance away..

She move closer and closer to me.. held my hands n dance.. she smiled at me and the extent of her ugliness astonished me. she got bad bad teeth. dont be evil i think.. trying to block out all imagery.. i shut my eyes and tried to think of someone else.. fantasizing that its some hot babes im dancing with..

It didnt help.. suddenly she grab my butt and pulled me closer towards her.. her ample bossom heaving against me.. i was almost in tears.. too distraught to rationalise properly, i started to weigh my options.. ahhh.. maybe i can sms zhu to rescue me from this doldrum.. i sms her but freak she didnt reply.. she wld later blame me for giving her too much alcohol thus rendering her.... high.

DAMN.. seconds passed.. my heart was pounding rapidly.. blood and feeling was rapidly being drain out from my manhood.. i started to feel weak.. i pondered again.. tried to send out a sos signal to wc.. he was in estacy dancing with the not so ugly girl. he even shifted somewhere else for "optimum pleasure" i supposed.. i crack my brain struggling to come up with a solution that will not make the girl too embarrash but yet rescue me from this predicament..

Suddenly a frightening thought came to me... What if.. What if there is a SMU friend in the club?! what if someone saw me dancing with THIS girl... oh my... my conscience and thoughtfulness of not embarrashing her ended then. i CANT be seen with her. my future happiness will be in ruins. NO ONE will ever want to be associated with me again. PERIOD.

I recollect my emotions and mustered every single bit of bravery, i excused myself saying the classic excuse of going to the toilet.. i add in a "dont worry. i be back soon" for optimum effect. i used to get this sort of excuses quite often too.. of course i WONT be back.

I went to the toilet.. changed my mind as there was no pee anyway.. hovered around the drink area.. plotting my next step.. should i go back?? should i sacrifice myself for wc?? i think not.. i went to zhu.. and stayed with her.. soon wc came to me and told me a totally amazing, improbable news... the 2 girls had moved away..

Apparantly the fat ugly girl is......... attached.. Grasp... Kill me right now..