My friend- RF the pesky pest
Have you ever had a friend who clamour to be blog about in YOUR own blog? yeap a platonic friend who incessant bugging has finally seen me relenting and blog a little about this young lass which is slowly but surely becoming a good buddy of mine.
I guess she expects me to write good stuffs about her. its akin to writing a testimonial about a friend in YOUR own blog. hows that for narcissism? im cracking my head on how best to blog about a friend. avid readers (thou not many left) of my blog will struggle to identify me blogging about a FRIEND. yeap. im still gripping over this and remains baffled as to why i give in to her request?
Least some of you start volunteering that i am carrying a touch or having some form of fetish about her, holy cow.. thats NOT true and so NOT going to happen.
This friend of mine hails from a long time back. she was my junior in OI time. then she puts powder on her neck with her "blackness" amplifying the effect. everyone please go yeewww.... yeap how can any self respecting girl do that? hahaa... but thats an image of her that will stick with me.. johnson baby powder = ruifang's black neck dashed with a sprinkle of white.
She can get unbelievably loud and violent. she was shouting that she like this particular guy in zouk some time back.. when we try to hush her, she retorted whether its wrong to like a guy? oh my.. she either has low self-worth or she is incredibly brave in voicing her love. what about those numerous chops she will rain down on others' chests and arms when she is drunk? dont see she frail frail, when she hit its as if u get slap by a volleyballer spiking! its freaking painful and dont start with me being a gu niang and cant take blows cos its really incredibly PAINFUL.
Hmmm.. im supposed to blog about her good points which im struggling to find. but teasing aside, she is really a wonderful friend who besides being lazy (no car rides then she is usually hestitant to come out), obnoxious (wakes u up when u r still sleeping while she continues to laze in bed), violent & bashful (please refer to the top) etc, she is also damn filial (whoever wakes up in the wee hours to sell prawn noodles?), cute (according to her slowly burgeoning army of admirers abeit a little blind), nice to chat with (i STOPPED chatting on phone since im 14 years old and thats more than a decade ago but that night she asked to chat with me so we did & i feel as if i was transported to when im still a little boy..), sporty (we two once combined and beat 2 GUYS in bball which of cos i contribute most of the points), innocent (wana kiss and hug a certain carrot but doesnt dare admit) etc.
Whats most miraculous about our friendship? we get reacquainted after i returned from poland in Phuture.. she can still recognise me which means only 1 thing.. my attempt in handsoming myself seems like a futile attempt.. oh well.. the world is never perfect anyway..
I guess she expects me to write good stuffs about her. its akin to writing a testimonial about a friend in YOUR own blog. hows that for narcissism? im cracking my head on how best to blog about a friend. avid readers (thou not many left) of my blog will struggle to identify me blogging about a FRIEND. yeap. im still gripping over this and remains baffled as to why i give in to her request?
Least some of you start volunteering that i am carrying a touch or having some form of fetish about her, holy cow.. thats NOT true and so NOT going to happen.
This friend of mine hails from a long time back. she was my junior in OI time. then she puts powder on her neck with her "blackness" amplifying the effect. everyone please go yeewww.... yeap how can any self respecting girl do that? hahaa... but thats an image of her that will stick with me.. johnson baby powder = ruifang's black neck dashed with a sprinkle of white.
She can get unbelievably loud and violent. she was shouting that she like this particular guy in zouk some time back.. when we try to hush her, she retorted whether its wrong to like a guy? oh my.. she either has low self-worth or she is incredibly brave in voicing her love. what about those numerous chops she will rain down on others' chests and arms when she is drunk? dont see she frail frail, when she hit its as if u get slap by a volleyballer spiking! its freaking painful and dont start with me being a gu niang and cant take blows cos its really incredibly PAINFUL.
Hmmm.. im supposed to blog about her good points which im struggling to find. but teasing aside, she is really a wonderful friend who besides being lazy (no car rides then she is usually hestitant to come out), obnoxious (wakes u up when u r still sleeping while she continues to laze in bed), violent & bashful (please refer to the top) etc, she is also damn filial (whoever wakes up in the wee hours to sell prawn noodles?), cute (according to her slowly burgeoning army of admirers abeit a little blind), nice to chat with (i STOPPED chatting on phone since im 14 years old and thats more than a decade ago but that night she asked to chat with me so we did & i feel as if i was transported to when im still a little boy..), sporty (we two once combined and beat 2 GUYS in bball which of cos i contribute most of the points), innocent (wana kiss and hug a certain carrot but doesnt dare admit) etc.
Whats most miraculous about our friendship? we get reacquainted after i returned from poland in Phuture.. she can still recognise me which means only 1 thing.. my attempt in handsoming myself seems like a futile attempt.. oh well.. the world is never perfect anyway..
posted by david at 10:41 AM
2 Comments:
chao nene ask u blog good stuffs you say so many malu things about me...YOU GOOD!!!! I WILL MAKE SURE I HIT YOU MORE WHEN I GET HIGH! humph.....
and for everyone's info...I didn't put powder on my neck, i merely put a little powder on my chest(breast) area and manage to catch someone's attention...dunno which tiko la...and im tanned not black back then. thank you very much.
YOUR BREASTS?! omg... first of all anyone who know her will clearly observe her lack of ermm... lets say flesh around the chest region.. while trying to tarnish my reputation,she go flaunt her "assets" which to most ppl will find it extremely funny anyway since there is no such area... oh well.. some ppl lives in denial.
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