Saturday, March 24, 2007

massacre in NAB

Round 1

It started with just one bottle.. but we never stop at just one.. soon, the 2nd bottle came out.. arghh.. interesting.. getting there.. the intoxication starts to set in.. head start to swirl.. the 2nd bottle began to empty out. is that enough? only 3 guys are really drinking now.. YF started to get the kick. he smell blood and goes in for the kill. i obliged. the 3rd bottle came out.. NOW im really feeling the effect. hold on hold on.. i got round two being planned. newasiabar is next. i started grasping for air.. suck in my chest as the music began to fade morphing my soul and head into a state of euphoria.

Round 2

Went over to newasiabar with jimmy and spencer.. goody goody.. the view was splendid.. as we sat on the chair, the view was breathtaking... dwarfing over all other structures, this view will take some beating.. at that point, i am still clueless about the actual alcohol level swirling in my blood stream. i rationalise. should be fine.. im fine.. no prob..

Stroll over to adrian peh and exchange pleasanties.. when that is over, its time to duel. loser to put ice inside undies. i lost. and soon i began to experience an exhilarating sensation of chilled privies.. how cute.

Got a message from Jannell. she is free to meet. i half walk, half stumble to find a cab. went to mos to bring her there.. went back to NAB and suddenly the view is so much better. with ur fantasy girl by your side and a beer in hand, this is great stuff. in Borat voice "Niceeee". played the game again with adrian, beng and eric pong. loser drink 1 waterfall.

AGAIN i lost.. fuck. waterfall is going to kill me.. i tried to fade into the background.. not working.. with my huge head and ballooning frame, i stick out like a sore thumb.. sitting duck. shit. before i trudge my soul and body to recieve my fate, i kiss Jannell at the egging from adrian.. "very niceeeeee.." im in estacy..

Soon im jork back to reality.. loser MUST drink.. fine.. i suck in my stomach, nonchalently walk over to the bar with the rest cheering.. with jannell looking on, i told myself.. "You can do it!! impossibility is nothing!" when the bottle burst into a canopy of flame and cascade into the glass below, i panicked.. start to plead for mercy.. pride can be redeem another time.. a hero knows when to retreat.. end result?? i drink.. FUCK!! lost of face and still drink..

After the last drop of sembuca resides, i PUKED! im aghast!! puke!! infront of adrian peh and beng?? this is embarrashing... WORSE?? puked with jannell by my side.. thats a tragic if you ask me.. no one said anything.. think they know im gone. WORST?? i blew $300... not so nice..

There was too many ppl so i cant share cab. walk with jannell to her hostel but halfway, think she recognised the fact im having difficulties walking in a straight line unaided.. relent and we took a cab.

Aftermath

What i like:
- meeting all my favourite buddies like yf, spens, jimmy, chris, fat, beng and all
- NAB's members area
- Seeing jannell

What i love:
- holding the above mentioned girl's hand (niceeeeee)
- kissing her for 2 seconds (very niceeeee)
- having her by my side

What i dont like:
- waterfall
- johnny walker n chivas neat..
- my dry eyes
- puking

What i absolutely abhor:
- spending $300
- lots of johnny walker and chivas neat..
- puking in the PRESENCE of jannell
- waterfall when you are almost gone
- watching her walk back and take the lonely ride back..
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